How having Indian cheerleaders can improve India’s trade deficit, open new employment opportunities for our nymphets, and create the Cheerleading Process Outsourcing industry?
Indian cricket will enter a new epoch today with the start of the first IPL season. In the future, when somebody flips back the pages of cricket history, the IPL launch will be mentioned in glittering gold as the watershed moment of world cricket. The IPL is a professional league on the lines of similar sports leagues around the globe that optimize a particular sport’s entertainment value and returns. Just like these other sports leagues, the IPL will feature those customary pompom wielding nymphets, the cheerleaders, of course. However, the IPL just like its unsanctioned rival ICL is going to import its pompom girls.
I care for the country’s abysmal trade balance - the balance of its export and imports – which has perennially been in the red. A tiny bit of nous is all that is needed to understand that we need to export more than what we import, or at least, slash our imports, to lessen our trade deficit. What happened to the Swadeshi bit? I seriously put forth my suggestion to the powers that be to nurture some homegrown pompom talent. Besides the imported cheerleaders don’t even make an effort to feign an understanding of the Indian music they groove to – imagine someone break dancing to Norah Jones. To boot, this can not only contribute towards improving India’s trade deficit but also engender employment opportunities for some of our damsels who like to shake that thing.
I assume you are already in a profound state of musing after reading this thought stoking post. Here’s more food for your imagination: a reality show christened “Pompom Girl of India”. What say? Lastly, having Indian cheerleader means that the Americans will start outsourcing them and so we earn more money.
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